She

drove

South

I-

95

straight through

Ca-

ro-

li-

na

She

did-

n't

use

no

damn

map

to

find

her

way

She

pulled

off

on

a

state route

just

north of

Charl-

otte

And

took

mostly

coun-

ty

roads

the

rest

of

the

day.

She

said

I'll

give

you

an

in-

ten-

ti-

onal

heart-

ache

That'-

ll

hurt

a

lot

worse

than

the

one

he

left

in

me

Would

you

all

step

back?

so

a

girl

might

to get

started.

And

then

he

won't

have

to

look

twice

to

see.

She

drove

up a-

cross

the

yard and though

his

momma's

gar-

den

Did-

n't

touch the

brakes,

she

slam-

med

right

into his

Chev-

ro-

let

Tossed

out

his

clothes,

boots,

Bud cap,

and signed

Dale Jr.

pos-

ter

Then

shot the

whole

mess

neon

green,

a

can

of

DuPont

spray

She

said

I'll

give

you

an

in-

ten-

ti-

onal

heart-

ache

That'-

ll

hurt

a

lot

worse

than

the

one

he

left

in

me

Would

you

all

step

back?

so

a

girl

might

to get

started.

And

then

he

won't

have

to

look

twice

to

see.

She

said

I'll

give

you

an

in-

ten-

ti-

onal

heart-

ache

That'-

ll

hurt

a

lot

worse

than

the

one

he

left

in

me

And

tell your little

tramp

to step

back, so your

new

ex-

wife

can

get

started

And

you

won't

have

to

look

twice

to

see

She said watch this!

Then she sprayed that

Bud cap

bright green, Said "Connie put that can of

spray paint down!"

Just watch this,

Then she pulled them

Nakona boots out,

sprayed them neon too

Put the can down Connie!

She give it hell

with that can of spray paint

He kept yelling at her Put the can down

And she sprayed to him

Then she did a little dance on top

of that Dale Jr. poster,

Just kind of a hoochie coochie

"Alright! Connie,"

He said "I saw ya Connie,

now put it down"

Said "watch this,"

run over to the passenger side

of that Monte Carlo And she sprayed tramp

They tried to call her sister

What was that girl's name?

Said "you gotta come get this girl!"

Nancy, I think.

Said watch this,

Said look here Look here Watch this!

She run that girl back

up on the porch

She was screaming

Tramp this and Tramp that

Oh yeah

she gave him an intentional

heartache Alright alright

Connie

I heard ya His momma was cryin' in on the floor,

His daddy said "told ya that girl was gonna get like that"

She said watch this here.