Thank

God

for

fer-

men-

ta-

tion

Fer-

men-

ta-

tion

for

the

wine

Thank

wine

for

con-

ver-

sa-

tion

With

these

re-

la-

tives

in-

law

of

mine

Thank

these

re-

la-

tives

for

you,

babe

Thank

you

for

the

boun-

cing

boy

Do-

ing

the

best

that

he

can

do

to

keep

this

Fa-

mily

en-

ter-

tained

as

it

na-

vi-

gates

The

trea-

che-

rous

wa-

ters

of

tal-

kin’

small

On

this

of

all

Thanks-

gi-

vings

When

e-

ven

the

wea-

ther

can

go

from

zero

to

an

all

out

brawl

In

se-

conds,

just

lis-

ten:

’Been

kind

of

a

warm

No-

vem-

ber

God,

you

and

the

Cli-

mate

Ch-

ange

a-

gain

Why

you

got-

ta

be

all

doom

and

gloom?

Whoo,

boy!

‘least

no

one’s

men-

tio-

ned

the

giant

e-

le-

phant

in

the

room

Feels

good

to

be

to-

get-

her,

whe-

ther

You

think

the

world

is

en-

ding

soon

Or

a-

bout

to

get

bet-

ter,

so

when

The

bot-

tles

be-

ing

passed,

bet-

ter

fill

your

glass

Cheers,

we’re

in

it

for

the

long

haul

On

this

of

all

Thanks-

gi-

vings

When

e-

ven

our

sports

can

go

from

zero

to

an

all

out

brawl

In

se-

conds,

be

care-

ful:

Have

you

e-

ver

spent

time

in

Cle-

ve-

land?

NO!

South

Side

of

Chi-

ca-

go?

NO!

Saint

Lo-

uis?

NO!

E-

ver

heard

a-

bout

a

fel-

low

named

Ric-

ketts?

YES!

Any-

thing

to

do

with

his

po-

li-

tics?

NO!

How

‘bout

them

Cubs?

How

‘bout

them

Cubs?

Just

don’t

you

men-

tion

a

gi-

ant

e-

le-

phant

I

men-

tioned

it

once

and

I

think

I

got

a-

way

with

it

Just

say,

Hey,

what

gi-

ant

e-

le-

phant

in

the

room?