I

missed

my

friend's

en-

gage-

ment

Cause

I'm

al-

ways

late

Missed

my

girl-

friend's

ul-

tra-

sound

Cause

I'm

al-

ways

late

Had

a

job

in-

ter-

view

but

I

woke

up

in

a

state

But

ask

me

if

I'd

do

it

a-

gain

and

I

would

say

"o-

kay"

I'm

al-

ways

late

I'm

al-

ways

late

I'm

al-

ways

late

I'm

al-

ways

Ask

me

if

I'd

do

it

a-

gain

and

I

would

say

"o-

kay"

I'm

al-

ways

late

It's

the

num-

ber

one

fa-

ffer

Num-

ber

one

bag-

pack-

ing

sla-

cker

Num-

ber

one

tra-

ffic

jam-

mer

Yeah

I

got

the

ra-

d-

io

on

but

e-

ven

Lio-

nel

Ritchie

can't

stop

this

an-

ger

I'm

look-

ing

at

my

cab-

bie

like

"Boss

Have

you

e-

ver

seen

Men

In

Black?"

Yes

in

fact,

re-

mem-

ber

that

bit

when

they

push

a

red

but-

ton

and

go

su-

per

fast

Can

we

do

that

yeah?

Nah,

ap-

pa-

rent-

ly

not

So

now

I

got-

ta

ring

my

friend

and

think

on

the

spot,

I'm

like

"Yeah,

I'm

gon-

na

be

an-

o-

ther

for-

ty

mi-

nutes

Be-

cause

I

just

saved

an

or-

phan"-

wick-

ed

Yeah

I'm

for-

e-

ver

late

And

when

I

die

I'll

get

turned

a-

way

from

hea-

ven's

gate

And

there'll

be

hell

to

pay

They're

like,

"Yo,

you

were

sup-

posed

to

be

here

yes-

ter-

day"

And

I'm

like,

"Sor-

ry

I

didn't

fuck-

ing

die

soon-

er"

I

missed

my

best

friend's

wed-

ding

Cause

I'm

al-

ways

late

Missed

my

first

kid

be-

ing

born

Cause

I'm

al-

ways

late

Missed

my

own

birth-

day,

cause

I

woke

up

the

next

day

But

ask

me

if

I'd

do

it

a-

gain

and

I

would

say,

"o-

kay"

I'm

al-

ways

late

I'm

al-

ways

late

I'm

al-

ways

late

I'm

al-

ways

late

I'm

al-

ways

late

I'm

al-

ways

late

I

don't

e-

ven

own

a

watch

but

man,

wouldn't

that

be

great?

Ask

me

if

I'd

do

it

a-

gain

and

I

would

say

"o-

kay"

Yo,

blame

it

on

the

al-

co-

hol

or

on

a

ree-

fer

Blame

it

on

a

two-

week

stint

in

I-

bi-

za

Blame

it

on

the

Sun,

or

on

FI-

FA

Blame

it

on

the

last

e-

pi-

sode

of

Game

of

Thrones,

bruv

Yeah,

I

got

girl-

friends

act-

ing

Kha-

lee-

si

Time

drags

on

and

I'm

late

when

they

see

me

It's

Lu-

i-

gi

tryn

na

get

a

star

Go-

ing

dou-

ble-

fast

just

to

keep

my

prin-

cess

pea-

chy

Real

talk

though,

time's

a

lan-

guage

And

you

can

eat

my

lack-

of-

punc-

tu-

a-

li-

ty

sand-

wich

It's

not

all

Lon-

don

and

Man-

hat-

tan

There

are

pla-

ces

on

Earth

than

en-

joy

re-

lax-

ing

Un-

til

then

I'll

get

a

flat

white

with

add-

ed

lack

of

nap-

time

And

what-

e-

ver

will

help

me

fuck-

ing

not

miss

my

com-

mit-

ments

I

fall

vic-

tim

to

think-

ing

eve-

ry-

thing

will

just

go

smooth-

ly

Now

my

best

friend

hates

me

Cause

I'm

al-

ways

late

And

my

fa-

mily's

moved

a-

way

Cause

I'm

al-

ways

late

It

ain't

e-

ven

Christ-

mas,

but

it

feels

like

ho-

li-

day

Cause

now

I

ain't

got

shit

to

do

so

I

can

sleep

all

day

I'm

al-

ways

late

I'm

al-

ways

late

I'm

al-

ways

late

I'm

al-

ways

late

I'm

al-

ways

late

I'm

al-

ways

late

I

don't

e-

ven

own

a

watch

but

man,

wouldn't

that

be

great?

Ask

me

if

I'd

do

it

a-

gain

and

I

would

say

"o-

kay"

I'm

al-

ways

late