I

was

qui-

et

as

a

mouse

When

I

snuck

in-

to

your

house

And

took

roo-

fies

with

your

spouse

In

a

nit

and

out

a

louse

Lice

are

lou-

sy

all

the

time

They

suck

your

blood,

drink

your

wine

Say

shut

up

and

quit

your

crying

Give

it

time

and

you'll

be

fine

You're

so

nice

and

you're

so

smart

You're

such

a

good

friend

I

have

to

break

your

heart

I'll

tell

you

that

I

love

you

then

I'll

tear

your

world

a-

part

Just

pre-

tend

I

did-

n't

tear

your

world

a-

part

I

like

boys

with

strong

con-

vic-

tions

And

con-

victs

with

per-

fect

dic-

tion

Un-

der-

dogs

with

good

in-

ten-

tions

Am-

pu-

tees

with

stamp

col-

lec-

tions

Ply-

wood

skin-

boards

ride

the

o-

cean

Sal-

ty

no-

ses

su-

ntan

lo-

tion

Al-

ways

se-

ri-

ou-

sly

jo-

king

And

ram-

bunc-

tious-

ly

soft-

spo-

ken

I

like

boys

that

like

their

mot-

hers

And

I

have

a

thing

for

brot-

hers

But

they

al-

ways

wait

til

we're

un-

der the

covers

To say

I'm

sure

glad

we're

not

lo-

vers

You're

so

nice

and

you're

so

smart

You're

such

a

good

friend

I

have

to

break

your

heart

I'll

tell

you

that

I

love

you

then

I'll

tear

your

world

a-

part

Just

pre-

tend

I

did-

n't

tear

your

world

a-

part

I

like

my

new

bun-

ny-

suit

I

like

my

new

bun-

ny-

suit

I

like

my

new

bun-

ny-

suit

When

I

wear

it

I

feel

cute