I

have

a

dream

I'm

here

to

tell

A-

bout

a

won-

der-

ful

fan-

tas-

tic

new

ho-

tel

Yes,

it's

one

of

a

kind,

right

here

in

Hell

Ca-

ter-

ing

to

a

spe-

ci-

fic

cli-

en-

tele

In-

side

of

ev-

ery

de-

mon

is

a

rain-

bow

In-

side

ev-

ery

sin-

ner

is

a

shi-

ny

smile!

In-

side

of

ev-

ery

creep-

y

hat-

chet

wield-

ing

ma-

ni-

ac

Is

a

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ly

hap-

py

cup-

cake

lov-

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child!

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a-

round!

They'll

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ven

bound!

With

just

a

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tle

time

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at

the

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py

Ho-

tel!

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all

you

jun-

kies

freaks

and

weird-

os

Creep-

ers

fuck-

ups

crooks

and

ze-

roes

And

down-

fal-

len

su-

per-

he-

roes

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is

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All

of

you

cre-

tins,

sluts,

and

lo-

sers

Sex-

ual

de-

vi-

ants

and

boo-

zers

And

pre-

scrip-

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drug

a-

bu-

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e-

ver

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swell

Right

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in

Hell

At

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py

Ho-

tel!

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more

fire

and

no

more

screams

Just

pup-

py

dog

kiss-

es

and

cot-

ton

can-

dy

dreams

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wuf-

fy

clouds!

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gon-

na

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Once

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me-

e-

e-

e

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all

your

car-

toon

porn

ad-

dic-

tions

Ve-

gan

rants,

psy-

chic

pre-

dic-

tions

An-

cient

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man

cru-

ci-

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tions

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sters,

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bals

and

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ba-

bies

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mouth-

ers

full

of

ra-

bies

Filled

with

cheer!

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ll

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ser-

vice

can't

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on

ea-

sy

street!

Yes!

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will

be

sweet

At

the

Hap-

py

Ho-

tel!