Hey there, Bret

I see you looking down

Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown

Just because

I get more women

than you That's only because they don't know you like I do.

Sure, you're weedy and kinda shy

But some girlie

out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy.

They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay,

Just hear me out when I say,

Bret,

you

got

it

goin

on

The ladies get to know your sexuality

When

they get to know your personality.

I

said,

Bret,

you

got

it

goin

on

Not

in

a

gay

way

Just

in

a

hey,

mate,

I

want

to

say

that

you're

looking

okay,

mate.

Why can't a

heterosexual guy

tell a heterosexual guy

That he thinks

his booty is fly?

Not all the time,

obviously Just

when he's got a problem with his self esteem

Don't let

anybody tell you you're not humpable Because you're bumpable

I hope this doesn't make you feel uncom

fortable

If I say you've got a boom ow ow Come on, Bret Help me out now

Bret,

you

got

it

goin

on

(I got it goin' on)

That's

the

conclusion

that

I've

come

to

But

that

doesn't

mean

that

I

want

to

bum

you.

Bret,

you

got

it

goin

on

(I got it goin' on)

No doubt about it We'd be getting crazy

If

one

of us

was

lucky

enough

to

be

born a lady.

Oooh,

if

one

of

us

was

a lady

And I was your

man,

if

I

was

your

man

Well,

sometimes

it

gets

lonely

And I

need

a woman

And then I imagine

you with some bosoms

In fact,

one time when we were

touring

and

we

were

sharing

that

twin

room

in

the

hotel

I

put

a

wig

on

you

when

you

were

sleeping

Put

a

wig

on

you

Ooh

And

I

just

laid

there

and

spooned

you Bret, you've got it goin' on