I

got

me

the

stran-

gest

wo-

man,

be-

lieve

me,

this

chick's

no

cinch.

But

I

real-

ly

get

her

go-

in',

when

I

take

out

my

big

ten

inch...

re-

cord

of

a

band

that

plays

the

blues,

well,

a

band

that

plays

the

blues.

She

just

loves

my

big

ten

inch...

re-

cord

of

my

fa-

vo-

rite

blues.

No,

no,

no!

Last

night

I

tried

to

tease

her,

and

gave

my

love

a

lit-

tle

pinch.

But,

she

said,

"Now,

stop

that

ji-

vin',

and

whip

out

your

big

ten

inch...

re-

cord

of

a

band

that

plays

the

bluea."

Well,

a

band

that

plays

the

blues.

She

just

loves

my

big

ten

inch...

re-

cord

of

her

fa-

vo-

rite

blues.

I,

I,

I,

I'll

co-

ver

her

with

kis-

ses,

and

when

we're

in

a

lo-

vers'

clinch,

now,

she

gets

all

ex-

ci-

ted

when

she

puts

on

my

big

ten

inch...

re-

cord

of

a

band

that

plays

the

blues.

Well,

a

band

that

plays

the

blues.

She

just

loves

my

big

ten

inch...

re-

cord

of

my

fa-

vo-

rite

blues.

My

girl

don't

go

for

smo-

kin',

and

li-

quor

just

makes

her

flinch.

Seems

she

don't

go

for

no-

thin'

'cept

for

my

big

ten

inch...

re-

cord

of

a

band

that

plays

the

blues.

Well,

a

band

that

plays

the

blues.

She

just

loves

my

big

ten

inch...

re-

cord

of

my

fa-

vo-

rite

blues.