I

can

run

a

hu-

n-

dred

miles

wi-

thou-

t

stop-

ping

for

re-

st,

I

can

stay

un-

der-

wa-

ter

for

five

mi-

nutes

on

a

sin-

gle

brea-

th

When

I

fo-

cu-

s

my

mi-

nd

I

al-

ways

reach

my

goa-

l,

But

there's

one

thing

I

can

not

co-

nt-

rol

I

cum

too

fa-

st,

I

cum

too

fa-

st,

A

coup-

le

strokes

and

my

e-

rec-

tion

is

uh

thing

of

the

pa-

st.

I

cum

too

fa-

st,

I

cum

too

fa-

st,

Some-

times

its

e-

ven

game

o-

ver

be-

fore

I

take

off

my

pants.

I've

read

all

the

a-

r-

tic-

les

and

I

've

tried

eve-

ry

trick,

Thin-

king

of

sports

or

of

na-

ked

Ka-

thy

Ba-

tes

and

a-

bout

Schmidt

If

the

girl's

on

top

some-

ti-

mes

I'll

last

a

mi-

nute

or

two

,

But

if

we

dog-

gy

style,

oh

man

I'm

screwed

I

cum

too

fa-

st,

I

cum

too

fa-

st,

I

car-

ry

a

spare

pair

of

un-

der-

wear

in

case

a

girl

sits

on

my

lap.

I

cum

too

fa-

st,

I

cum

too

fa-

st,

I

swear

I'll

e-

ven

shoot

my

load

if

a

fly

lands

on

my

shaft.

O-

h

o-

h

oh

Aw

dam-

mit.