Wake

up

kid

It's

half

past

what

you

think

Ne-

ver

real-

ly

chan-

ges

but

the

date

But

you're

a

grand

slam-

mer

But

you

know

Babe

Ruth

You

got-

ta

learn

how

to

re-

late

Cause

you

be

swin-

ging

from

the

pe-

regri-

nate

I

got

all

an-

swers

lo-

wer

the

holes

I

got

the

right

key

ba-

by

But

the

wrong

key

hole,

yo

Well

I

woke

up

this

mor-

ning

On

the

wrong

side

of

the

bed

And

how

I

got

to

thin-

kin'

A-

bo-

ut

all

those

things

you

said

A-

bout

or-

di-

na-

ry

peo-

ple

And

how

they

make

you

sick

And

if

callin'

names

kicks

back

on

you

Then

I

hope

this

does

the

trick

'Cau-

se

I'm

sick

of

your

comp-

lai-

nin'

A-

bout

how

ma-

ny

bills

And

I'm

sick

of

all

your

bit-

chin'

'Bout

your

pood-

les

and

your

pills

And

I

just

can't

see

no

hu-

mor

A-

bout

your

way

of

life

And

I

think

I

can

do

more

for

you

With

this

here

fork

and

knife

Eat

the

rich

There's

on-

ly

one

thing

that

they

are

good

for

Eat

the

rich

Take

one

bite

now-

come

back

for

more

Eat

the

rich

I

got-

ta

get

this

off

my

chest

Eat

the

rich

Take

one

bite

now-

spit

out

the

rest

So

I

called

up

my

head

shrin-

ker

And

I

told

him

what

I'd

done

He

said

you

best

go

on

a

di-

et

Yeah,

I

hope

you

have

some

fun

And

a

don't

go

burst

the

bub-

ble

On

rich

folks

who

get

rude

'Cause

you

won't

get

in

no

troub-

le

When

you

eats

that

kinda

food

Now

they're

smo-

kin'

up

their

junk

bonds

And

then

they

go

get

stiff

And

they're

dan-

cin'

in

the

yacht

club

With

muff

and

un-

cle

biff

But

there-

's

one

good

thing

that

hap-

pens

When

you

toss

your

pearls

to

swine

Their

at-

ti-

tudes

may

taste

like

shit

But

go

real

good

with

wine

Eat

the

rich

There-

's

only

one

thing

that

they

are

good

for

Eat

the

rich

Take

one

bite

now-

come

back

for

more

Eat

the

rich

I

got-

ta

get

this

off

my

chest

Eat

the

rich

Take

one

bite

now-

spit

out

the

rest

Be-

lieve

in

all

the

good

things

That

mo-

ney

just

can't

buy

Then

you

won't

get

no

bel-

ly-

ache

From

ea-

tin'

humb-

le

pie

I

be-

lieve

in

rags

to

ri-

ches

Your

in-

he-

ri-

tance

won't

last

So

take

your

gray

pou-

pon

my

friend

And

shove

it

up

your

ass

Eat

the

rich

There-

's

only

one

thing

that

they

are

good

for

Eat

the

rich

Take

one

bite

now-

come

back

for

more

Eat

the

rich

I

got-

ta

get

this

off

my

chest

Eat

the

rich

Take

one

bite

now-

spit

out

the

rest

Eat

the

rich

There's

on-

ly

one

thing

that

they

are

good

for

Eat

the

rich

Take

one

bite

now-

come

back

for

more

Eat

the

rich

Don't

stop

me

now,

I'm

goin'

cra-

zy

Eat

the

rich

That's

my

idea

of

a

good

time

ba-

by