I

love

you,

I

hate

you,

I'm

on

the

fence,

it

all

de-

pends

Whe-

ther

I'm

up

or

down,

I'm

on

the

mend,

trans-

cend-

ing

all

re-

a-

li-

ty

I

like

you,

des-

pise

you,

ad-

mire

you

What

are

we

gon-

na

do

when

eve-

ry-

thing

all

falls

through?

I

must

con-

fess,

I've

made

a

mess

of

what

should

be

a

small

suc-

cess

But

I

di-

gress,

at

least

I've

tried

my

ve-

ry

best,

I

guess

This,

that,

the

o-

ther,

why

e-

ven

bo-

ther?

It

won't

be

with

me

on

my

death-

bed,

but

I'll

still

be

in

your

head

Put

me

on

a

pe-

des-

tal

and

I'll

on-

ly

dis-

ap-

point

you

Tell

me

I'm

ex-

cep-

tional,

I

pro-

mise

to

ex-

ploit

you

Give

me

all

your

mo-

ney,

and

I'll

make

some

o-

ri-

ga-

mi,

ho-

ney

I

think

you're

a joke,

but

I

don't

find

you

ve-

ry

fun-

ny

My

in-

ter-

nal

mo-

no-

logue

is

sa-

tu-

ra-

ted

a-

na-

log

It's

scratched

and

drif-

ting,

I've

be-

come

at-

tached

to

the

i-

de-

a

It's

all

a

shif-

ting

dream,

bit-

ters-

weet

phi-

lo-

sop-

hy

I've

got

no

i-

de-

a

how

I

e-

ven

got

here

I'm

re-

sent-

ful,

I'm

hav-

ing

an

e-

xi-

sten-

ti-

al

time

cri-

sis

Want

bliss,

day-

light

sa-

vings

won't

fix

this

mess

Un-

der--

worked

and

o-

ver--

sexed,

I

must

ex-

press

my

di-

sin-

te-

rest

The

rats

are

back

in-

side

my

head,

what

would

Freud

have

said?

Put

me

on

a

pe-

des-

tal

and

I'll

on-

ly

dis-

ap-

point

you

Tell

me

I'm

ex-

cep-

tional,

I

pro-

mise

to

ex-

ploit

you

Give

me

all

your

mo-

ney,

and

I'll

make

some

o-

ri-

ga-

mi,

ho-

ney

I

think

you're

a joke,

but

I

don't

find

you

ve-

ry

fun-

ny

I

wan-

na

wash

out

my

head

with

tur-

pen-

tine,

cy-

a-

nide

I

dis-

like

this

in-

ter-

nal

di-

a-

tribe

when

I

try

to

catch

your

eye

I

hate

see-

ing

you

cry-

ing

in

the

kit-

chen

I

don't

know

why

it

af-

fects

me

like

this

when

you're

not

e-

ven

mine

to

con-

si-

der

Er-

ro-

neous,

har-

mo-

ni-

ous,

I'm

hard-

ly

sanc-

ti-

mo-

nious

Dir-

ty

clo-

thes,

I

sup-

pose

we

all

out-

grow

our-

selves

I'm

a

fake,

I'm

a

phon-

ey,

I'm

a-

wake,

I'm

a-

lone

I'm

home-

ly,

I'm

a

Scor-

pi-

o

Put

me

on

a

pe-

des-

tal

and

I'll

on-

ly

dis-

ap-

point

you

Tell

me

I'm

ex-

cep-

tional,

I

pro-

mise

to

ex-

ploit

you

Give

me

all

your

mo-

ney,

and

I'll

make

some

o-

ri-

ga-

mi,

ho-

ney

I

think

you're

a joke,

but

I

don't

find

you

ve-

ry

fun-

ny

Put

me

on

a

pe-

des-

tal

and

I'll

on-

ly

dis-

ap-

point

you

Tell

me

I'm

ex-

cep-

tional,

I

pro-

mise

to

ex-

ploit

you

Give

me

all

your

mo-

ney,

and

I'll

make

some

o-

ri-

ga-

mi,

ho-

ney

I

think

you're

a joke,

but

I

don't

find

you

ve-

ry

fun-

ny