I

took

her

out,

it

was

a

fri-

day

night

I

wore

co-

logne

to

get

the

fee-

ling

right

We

star-

ted

ma-

king

out

and

she

took

off

my

pants

But

then

I

turned

on

the

T-

V

And that's

a-

bout

the

time that

she

walked

a-

way

from

me

No-

bo-

dy

likes

you

when

you're

twenty-

three

And

are

still

more

a-

mused

by

T-

V

shows

What

the

hell

is

add?

My

friends

say,

I

should

act

my

age

What's

my

age

a-

gain?

What's

my

age

a-

ga-

in?

Then

la-

ter

on,

on

the

drive

home

I

called

her

mom

from

a

pay

phone

I

said

I

was

the

cops

and

your

hus-

band's

in

jail

This

state

looks

down

on

so-

do-

my

And

that's

a-

bout

the

time

that

bitch

hung

up

on

me

No-

bo-

dy

likes

you

when

your

twen-

ty-

three

And

are

still

more

a-

mused

by

prank

phone

calls

What

the

heck

is

caller

i-

d?

My

friends

say,

I

should

act

my

age

What's

my

age

a-

gain?

What's

my

age

a-

gain?

Cha

cha

cha