We

don't

smoke

marijuana

in

Muskogee;

We

don't

take

our

trips

on

LSD

We

don't

burn

our

draft

cards

down

on

Main

Street;

We

like

livin'

right,

and

bein'

free.

I'm

proud

to

be

an

Oakie

from

Muskogee,

A

place

where

even

squares

can

have

a

ball_-

We

still

wave

Old

Glory

down

at

the

courthouse,

And

white

lightin's

still

the

biggest

thril

of

all

We

don't

make

a

party

out

of

lovin';

We

like

holdin'

hands

and

pitchin'

woo;

We

don't

let

our

hair

grow

long

and

shaggy,

Like

the

hippies

out

in

San

Francisco

do.

And

I'm

proud

to

be

an

Oakie

from

Muskogee,

A

place

where

even

squares

can

have

a

ball.

We

still

wave

Old

Glory

down

at

the

courthouse,

And

white

lightin's

still

the

biggest

thril

of

all.

Leather

boots

are

still

in

style

for

mainly

footwear;

Beads

and

roman

sandals

won't

be

seen.

Football's

still

the

roughest

thing

on

campus,

And

the

kids

here

still

respect

the

college

dean.

We

still

wave

Old

Glory

down

at

the

courthouse,

In

Muskogee,

Oklahoma,

USA.