Right

now,

he's

pro-

bably

slow

dan-

cing

With

a

bleached-

blond

tramp

And

she's

pro-

bably

gett-

ing

fri-

sky

Right

now,

he's

pro-

bably

buy-

ing

her

some

frui-

ty

lit-

tle

drink

'Cause

she

can't

shoot

whis-

key

Right

now,

he's

pro-

bably

up

be-

hind

her

with

a

pool-

stick

Show-

ing

her

how

to

shoot

a

com-

bo

And

he

don't

know

I

dug

my

key

in-

to

the

side

Of

his

pret-

ty

lit-

tle

souped

up

four-

wheel

drive

Carved

my

name

in-

to

his

lea-

ther

seats

I

took

a

Louis-

ville

slug-

ger

to

both

head-

lights

Slashed

a

hole

in

all

four

tires

May-

be

next

time,

he'll

think

be-

fore

he

cheats

Right

now,

she's

pro-

bably

up

sin-

ging

some

White-

trash

ver-

sion

of

Sha-

ni-

a

ka-

ra-

o-

ke

Right

now,

she's

pro-

bably

say-

ing,

"I'm

drunk"

And

he's

a

thin-

king

that

he's

gon-

na

get

lu-

cky

Right

now,

he's

pro-

bably

dab-

bing

on

Three

dol-

lars

worth

of

that

bath-

room

po-

lo

Oh,

and

he

don't

know

Oh,

that

I

dug

my

key

in-

to

the

side

Of

his

pret-

ty

lit-

tle

souped

up

four-

wheel

drive

Carved

my

name

in-

to

his

lea-

ther

seats

I

took

a

Louis-

ville

slug-

ger

to

both

head-

lights

Slashed

a

hole

in

all

four

tires

May-

be

next

time,

he'll

think

be-

fore

he

cheats

I

might'-

ve

saved

a

lit-

tle

trou-

ble

for

the

next

girl

'Cause

the

next

time

that

he

cheats

Oh,

you

know

it

won't

be

on

me

No,

not

on

me

'Cause

I

dug

my

key

in-

to

the

side

Of

his

pret-

ty

lit-

tle

souped

up

four-

wheel

drive

Carved

my

name

in-

to

his

lea-

ther

seats

I

took

a

Louis-

ville

slug-

ger

to

both

head-

lights

Slashed

a

hole

in

all

four

tires

May-

be

next

time,

he'll

think

be-

fore

he

cheats

Oh,

may-

be

next

time,

he'll

think

be-

fore

he

cheats

Oh,

be-

fore

he

cheats

Oh