How

d'you

do,

I

see

you've

met

my

faith-

ful

han-

dy-

man

He's

just

a

lit-

tle

brought

down

be-

cause

when

you

knocked

He

thought

you

were

the

can-

dy-

man

Don't

get

strung

out

by

the

way

I

look,

Don't

judge

a

book

by

its

co-

ver

I'm

not

much

of

a

man

by

the

light

of

day,

But

by

night

I'm

one

hell

of

a

lo-

ver

I'm

just

a

Sweet

Trans-

ves-

tite

From

Tran-

se-

xu-

al,

Tran-

syl-

va-

ni-

a

Let

me

show

you

a-

round,

may-

be

play

you

a

sound

You

look

like

you're

both

pret-

ty

groo-

vy

Or

if

you

want

some-

thing

vi-

su-

al

that's

not

too

a-

by-

s-

mal

We

could

take

in

an

old

Steve

Reeves

mo-

vie

I'm

glad

we

caught

you

at

home,

could

we

use

your

phone?

We're

both

in

a

bit

of

a

hur-

ry

(Right!)

We'll

just

say

where

we

are,

then

go

back

to

our

car

We

don't

want

to

be

a-

ny

wor-

ry

Well,

you

got

caught

with

a

flat,

well,

how

'bout

that?

Well

ba-

bies,

don't

you

pa-

nic

By

the

light

of

the

night

when

it

all

seems

al-

right

I'll

get

you

a

sa-

ta-

nic

me-

cha-

nic

I'm

just

a

Sweet

Trans-

ves-

tite

From

Tran-

se-

xu-

al,

Tran-

syl-

va-

ni-

a

Why

don't

you

stay

for

the

night?

(Night)

Or

may-

be

a

bite?

(Bite)

I

could

show

you

my

fa-

vou-

rite

ob-

ses-

sion

I've

been

ma-

king

a

man

with

blond

hair

and

a

tan

And

he's

good

for

re-

lie-

ving

my

ten-

sion

I'm

just

a

Sweet

Trans-

ves-

tite

From

Tran-

se-

xu-

al,

Tran-

syl-

va-

ni-

a

Hit

it,

hit

it!

I'm

just

a

Sweet

Trans-

ves-

tite

From

Tran-

se-

xu-

al,

Tran-

syl-

va-

ni-

a

So

come

up

to

the

lab

And

see

what's

on

the

slab

I

see

you

shi-

ver

with

an-

ti-

ci-

pa-

tion

But

may-

be

the

rain

Is-

n't

real-

ly

to

blame

So

I'll

re-

move

the

cause

But

not

the

symp-

tom