If

I

can

get

this

han-

ger

through

the

win

-

dow

of

my

car

I'll

ne

-

ver

leave

my

house

a-

gain

for

a-

ny-

thing,

I

swear

Pa-

cing

in

the

drive-

way,

I'm

the

ne-

me-

sis

of

fun

With

sog-

gy

hot

dog

buns

from

spil-

ling

warm

beer

in

my

trunk

Thro-

wing

down

my

ja-

cket

as

I

walk

in-

side

I

send

cloudy

C-

D

case

fly-

ing

off

the

side

Of

a

dres-

ser

from

I-

ke-

a

that

I

can't

get

right

God,

I

swear

it's

mis-

sing

pieces

I

could

choke

some-

one

I

guess

you

can

come

over

if

you're

real-

ly

dry

But

I'm

not

real-

ly

try-

ing

to

go

out

to-

night

It's

been

a

real-

ly

shit-

ty

day,

I'd

ra-

ther

take

some

time

To

just

pound

zin-

fan-

del

by

my-

self

un-

wind

Re-

mind

me

of

the

last

time

that

we

hung

out

was

it

sick?

Cause

I

don't

re-

mem-

ber

a

-

ny-

thing,

not

a

glimpse

of

it

And

I

would

ra-

ther

re-

up

than

hear

a-

bout

your

kids

But

I

hope

that

y'

all

are

do

-

ing

Just

as

great

as

I

ex-

pect

you're

do-

ing

'P'

got

me

some

gifts

be-

cause

she's

su-

per

tight

I'm

lighter

-

less,

re-

ly-

ing

on

the

stove

for a

light

But

I

don't

real-

ly

care,

these

are

my

fa-

vorite

nights

When

I

can

sit

on

my

ass and

res-

pond

to no

one

"I

guess

you

can

come

o-

ver

if

you're

real-

ly

dry

But

I'm

not

real-

ly

try-

ing

to

go

out

to-

night"

No,

with

my

clam-

my

fin-

gers

grab-

bing

eve-

ry

crumb

that

I

find

I

sit

a-

round

here

for

the

rest

of

my

life

If

I

can

get

this

han-

ger

through

the

win

-

dow

of

my

car

I'll

ne-

ver

leave

my

house

a-

gain

for

a

-

ny-

thing,

I

swear

Pa-

cing

in

the

drive-

way,

I'm

the

ne-

me-

sis

of

fun

With

sog-

gy

hot

dog

buns

from

spil-

ling

warm

beer

in

my

trunk