It's

these

sub-

stan-

dard

mo-

tels

On

the

cor-

ner

of

4th

and

Free-

mont

Street

Ap-

peal-

ing,

on-

ly

be-

cause

they're

just

that

un-

ap-

peal-

ing

A-

ny

prac-

ticed

Ca-

tho-

lic

would

cross

them-

selves

u-

pon

en-

ter-

ing

The

rooms

have

a

hint

of

as-

bes-

tos

And

may-

be

just

a

dash

of

for-

mal-

de-

hyde

And

the

ha-

bit

of

de-

com-

pos-

ing

right

be-

fore

your

ve-

ry

eyes

A-

long

with

the

peo-

ple

in-

side

What

a

won-

der-

ful

ca-

ri-

ca-

ture

of

in-

ti-

ma-

cy

In-

side,

what

a

won-

der-

ful

ca-

ri-

ca-

ture

of

in-

ti-

ma-

cy

To-

night

te-

nants

range

from

a

lawy-

er

and

a

vir-

gin

Ac-

ces-

so-

riz-

ing

with

a

ro-

sa-

ry

tucked

in-

side

her

lin-

ge-

rie

She's

gett-

ing

a

job

at

the

firm

come

Mon-

day

The

Mrs.

will

stay

with

the

cheat-

ing

at-

tor-

ney

Moon-

light-

ing

a-

side,

she

real-

ly

needs

his

mo-

ney

A

won-

der-

ful

ca-

ri-

ca-

ture

of

in-

ti-

ma-

cy

And

not

to

men-

tion,

the

cons-

ta-

ble

And

his

pro-

po-

si-

tion,

for

that

vir-

gin

Yes,

the

one

the

la-

wyer

met

with

on

strict-

ly

busi-

ness

As

he

said

to

the

Mrs.

Well,

on-

ly

ho-

urs

be-

fore,

af-

ter

he

had

left

She

was

fix-

ing

her

face

in

a

com-

pact

There

was

a

ter-

ri-

ble

crash

Bet-

ween

her

and

the

badge

She

spilled

her

purse

and

her

bag

And

held

a

"purse"

of

a

dif-

fe-

rent

kind

A-

long

with

the

peo-

ple

in-

side

What

a

won-

der-

ful

ca-

ri-

ca-

ture

of

in-

ti-

ma-

cy

In-

side,

what

a

won-

der-

ful

ca-

ri-

ca-

ture

of

in-

ti-

ma-

cy

There

are

no

rain-

drops

on

ro-

ses

and

girls

in

white

dres-

ses

It's

sleep-

ing

with

roa-

ches

and

tak-

ing

best

Shade

of

the

sheets

and

be-

fore

all

the

stains

And

a

few

more

of

your

least

favo-

rite

things

Rain-

drops

on

ro-

ses

and

girls

in

white

dres-

ses

It's

sleep-

ing

with

roa-

ches

and

tak-

ing

best

Shade

of

the

sheets

and

be-

fore

all

the

stains

And

a

few

more

of

your

least

favo-

rite

things

In-

side,

what

a

won-

der-

ful

ca-

ri-

ca-

ture

of

in-

ti-

ma-

cy

In-

side,

what

a

won-

der-

ful

ca-

ri-

ca-

ture

of

in-

ti-

ma-

cy

Rain-

drops

on

ro-

ses

and

girls

in

white

dres-

ses

It's

sleep-

ing

with

roa-

ches

and

tak-

ing

best

Shade

of

the

sheets

and

be-

fore

all

the

stains

And

a

few

more

of

your

least

favo-

rite

things

Rain-

drops

on

ro-

ses

and

the

girls

in

white

dres-

ses

And

the

sleep-

ing

with

the

roa-

ches

and

the

tak-

ing

best

Shade

of

the

sheets

and

be-

fore

all

the

stains

And

a

few

more

of

your

least

favo-

rite

things