Old

God-

zil-

la

was

hop-

ping

a-

round

in

To-

ky-

o

ci-

ty

like

a

big

play-

ground

When

sud-

den-

ly

Bat-

man

burst

from

the

shade

-

And

hit

God-

zil-

la

with

a

bat-

gre-

nade.

-

God-

zil-

la

got

pissed

and

be-

gan

to

at-

tack,

-

but

he

did-

n't

ex-

pect

to

be

blocked

by

-

Shaq,

Who

pro-

cee-

ded

to

o-

pen

up

a

can

of

Shaq-

fu,

when

Aa-

ron

-

Car-

-

ter

came

out

of

the

blue

And

he

star-

ted

bea-

ting

up

Sha-

quille

O-

-

neil

-

Then

they

both

got

flat-

tened

by

the

bat-

mo-

bile

but

be-

fore

they

could

make

it

back

to

the

bat-

cave

A-

bra-

ham

Lin-

coln

popped

out

of

his

grave.

And

took

an

A-

k

for-

ty-

se-

ven

out

from

un-

der

his

hat

-

Blew

Bat-

man

a-

way

with

a

rat-

a-

tat-

tat

but

he

ran

out

of

bul-

lets

and

he

ran

a-

way,

-

be-

cause

Op-

ti-

mus

Prime

came

to

save

the

day.

This

is

the

ul-

ti-

mate

show-

-

down

of

ul-

ti-

mate

des-

ti-

ny

-

Good

guys

bad

guys

and

ex-

plo-

-

sions

As

far

as

the

eye

-

can

-

see

-

And

on-

ly

one

wil

sur-

vive

-

I

won-

der

who

it

will

be

-

This

is

the

ul-

ti-

mate

show-

-

down

of

ul-

ti-

mate

des-

ti-

ny

-

God-

zil-

la

took

a

bite

out

of

Op-

ti-

mus

Prime

-

Like

Scruff

Mc-

Gruff

-

took

a

bite

out

of

crime.

And

then

Shaq

came

back

co-

vered

in

a

ti-

re

track

But

Jack-

ie

Chan

jumped

out

and

land-

ed

on

his

back.

And

Bat-

man

was

in-

jured

and

try-

ing

to

get

stea-

dy

While

A-

bra-

ham

Lin-

coln

came

back

-

with

a

ma-

che-

te

But

sud-

den-

ly

some-

thing

caught

his

leg

and

he

tripped

In-

di-

a-

na

Jones

took

him

out

with

his

whip.

-

Then

he

saw

God-

zil-

la

snea-

king

up

from

be-

hind

And

he

reached

for

his

gun

which

he

just

could-

n't

find

'Cause

Bat-

man

stole

it

and

he

shot

and

he

missed

And

Jack-

ie

Chan

de-

flec-

ted

it

with

his

fist

Then

he

jumped

in

the

air

and

he

did

a

so-

mer-

sault

While

A-

bra-

ham

Lin-

coln

tried

to

pole

vault

On-

to

Op-

ti-

mus

Prime,

but

they

col-

li-

ded

in

the

air

Then

they

both

got

hit

by

a

Care-

bear

stare.

-

This

is

the

ul-

ti-

mate

show-

-

down

of

ul-

ti-

mate

des-

ti-

ny

-

Good

guys

bad

guys

and

ex-

plo-

-

sions

As

far

as

the

eye

-

can

-

see

-

And

on-

ly

one

wil

sur-

vive

-

I

won-

der

who

it

will

be

-

This

is

the

ul-

ti-

mate

show-

-

down

Ang-

els

sang

out

in

im-

ma-

cu-

late

cho-

rus

Down

from

the

hea-

vens

De-

scen-

ded

Chuck

Nor-

ris

Who

de-

li-

vered

a

kick

which

could

shat-

ter

bones

In-

to

the

crotch

of

In-

di-

a-

na

Jones

-

Who

fell

o-

ver

on

the

ground

Wri-

thing

in

pain

As

Bat-

man

changed

back

in-

to

Bruce

Wayne

But

Chuck

saw

through

his

cle-

ver

dis-

guise

And

he

crushed

Bat-

man's

head

in

be-

tween

his

thighs

Then

Gan-

dalf

the

gray

and

Gan-

dalf

the

white

and

Mon-

ty

Py-

thon

and

the

ho-

ly

grail's

Black

Knight

and

Be-

ni-

to

Mu-

so-

li-

ni,

and

the

Blue

Mea-

nie

and

Cow-

boy

Cur-

tis,

and

Jam-

bie

the

Ge-

nie

Ro-

bo-

cop,

The

Ter-

mi-

na-

tor,

Cap-

tain

Kirk

and

Darth

Va-

der

Lo-

pan,

Su-

per-

man,

eve-

ry

sing-

le

pow-

er-

ran-

ger,

Bill

S.

Pres-

ton,

and

The-

o-

dore

Lo-

gan,

Spock,

The

Rock,

Doc

Ock,

and

Hulk

Ho-

gan

All

came

out

of

no-

where

light-

ning

fast,

and

they

kicked

Chuck

Nor-

ris

in

his

Cow-

boy

ass

It

was

the

bloo-

di-

est

bat-

tle

that

the

world

e-

ver

saw

With

ci-

vil-

li-

ans

loo-

king

on

in

to-

tal

awe

-

The

fight

raged

on

for

a

cen-

tu-

ry

Ma-

ny

lives

where

claimed,

but

e-

ven-

tual-

ly

The

champ-

ion

stood,

the

rest

saw

their

bet-

ter

Mis-

ter

Rod-

gers

in

a

blood-

stained

sweat-

er

This

is

the

ul-

ti-

mate

show-

-

down

of

ul-

ti-

mate

des-

ti-

ny

-

Good

guys

bad

guys

and

ex-

plo-

-

sions

As

far

as

the

eye

-

can

-

see

-

And

on-

ly

one

wil

sur-

vive

-

I

won-

der

who

it

will

be

-

This

is

the

ul-

ti-

mate

show-

-

down

This

is

the

ul-

ti-

mate

show-

-

down

This

is

the

ul-

ti-

mate

show-

-

down

of

ul-

ti-

mate

des-

ti-

ny