Can

we

talk

on

the

phone

or

some-

thing

'Cause

when

I

call

I

hope

you

pick

up

your

phone

I'd

like

to

talk

to

you

I

hope

you

an-

swer

I

hope

you

an-

swer

I

hope

you

an-

swer

I

hope

you

an-

swer

Yeah,

I

hope

you

an-

swer

'Cause

when

I

call

I

hope

you

pick

up

your

phone

I'd

like

to

talk

to

you

I

hope

you

an-

swer

Hey

Dad,

it's

me,

um...

Oh,

I'm

Ty-

ler,

I

think

I'd

be

your

son

Sor-

ry,

I

called

you

the

wrong

name,

see,

my

brain's

split-

ting

"Dad"

is-

n't

your

name,

see

"Fag-

got"'s

a

lit-

tle

more

fit-

ting

Mom

was

on-

ly

twen-

ty

when

you

ain't

have

a-

ny

fucks

to

spare

You

Ni-

ge-

ri-

an

fuck,

now

I'm

stuck

with

this

shit-

ty

faci-

al

hair

A-

lso

stuck

with

a

beau-

ti-

ful

home

with

a

case

of

stairs

So

you

not

be-

ing

near

fuck-

ing

fi-

re

start-

ed

my

damn

ca-

reer

But

fuck

it,

I

got

Clan-

cy,

he

gave

me

the

chance

to

see

A

world

I

was-

n't

sup-

posed

to,

I'm

stoked

that

I

di-

dn't

know

you

But

sucks

you

ain't

give

a

fuck

and

con-

si-

dered

a

sperm

do-

nor

now

The

fuck

is

an

O-

kon-

ma?

I'm

chang-

ing

my

shit

to

Ha-

ley

And

I

just

ain't

be-

ing

pas-

sive,

nig-

ga

You

a

fuck-

ing

fag-

got,

nig-

ga

Got

a

show

on

Mon-

day,

guess

who

ain't

get-

ting

no

pas-

ses,

nig-

ga?

But

if

I

e-

ver

had

the

chance

to

ask

this

nig-

ga

And

call

him...

I

hope

he

a-

nswer

I

hope

you

an-

swer

I

hope

you

an-

swer

I

hope

you

an-

swer

Yeah,

I

hope

you

an-

swer

'Cause

when

I

call

I

hope

you

pick

up

your

phone

I'd

like

to

talk

to

you

Suck

my

fuck-

ing

dick

and

swal-

low

this

case

of

nuts

Ace

hates

your

guts,

I'm

a

sel-

fish

fuck

And

I

ain't

shar-

ing

green

as

if

I'm

fac-

ing

blunts

Frank

is

out

the

clo-

set,

Hod-

gy's

an

al-

co-

ho-

lic

Syd

might

be

bi-

po-

lar,

but

fuck

it,

I

could-

n't

call

it

Sup-

posed

to

be

gone

til

No-

vem-

ber

but

quick-

ly

came

back

in

Au-

gust

I

left

two

months

through

Sep-

tem-

ber

to

clear-

ly

re-

mem-

ber

all

this

I

would

like

to

tell

my

grand-

ma,

but

she

just

no-

stal-

gia

I'll

call

her

num-

ber

But

she

won't

an-

swer

I

hope

you

an-

swer

I

hope

you

an-

swer

I

hope

you

an-

swer

Yeah,

I

hope

you

an-

swer

'Cause

when

I

call

I

hope

you

pick

up

your

phone

I

hope

you

an-

swer

You

claim

to

hate

my

fuck-

ing

guts

But

say

I'm

on

a

is-

land

in

Thai-

land

and

I

was

wild-

ing

And,

if

I

got

strand-

ed

had

to

man

up

and

hold

my

nuts

And

hope

that

I

could

live

off

salt

wa-

ter

and

fuck-

ing

co-

co-

nuts

Phone

ain't

got

no

ser-

vice

this

3-

G

is

fuck-

ing

worth-

less

Day

is

get-

ting

dark

like

the

are-

a's

turn-

ing

ur-

ban

You'll

be

fuck-

ing

ner-

vous

like

me

in-

side

of

a

church

is

But,

I'ma

get

in

con-

tact

re-

gard-

less,

and

I

hope

you

an-

swer

That

last

verse

was

a-

bout

this

girl.

Ha

ha