There

comes

a

time

in

e-

very

man's

life

When

he

grows

hair

where

it

used

to

be

bare

I

know

you're

feel-

ing

weird,

but

you

should

be

hap-

py

You

don't

have

a

va-

gi-

na,

that

would

be

crap-

py

Because

pe-

ri-

ods

suck

and

com-

mas

rule

This

is

Sex

E-

du-

ca-

tion,

not

gram-

mar,

fool

When

she

gives

you

af-

fec

-

tion,

you

bet-

ter

wear

pro-

tec-

tion

That

skank

might

have

an

in-

fec-

tion,

are

you

pay-

ing

close

at-

ten-

tion?

In

Sex

Ed,

in

Sex

Ed,

re-

mem-

ber

what

you

read

Just

for-

get

what

the

o-

thers

have

said

Get

it

through

your

head,

use

your

brain

be-

fore

you

go

to

bed

And

it

takes

on-

ly

one

sperm

cell

to

make

a

ba-

by

And

if

you

think

they

are

cute,

then

you

must

be

cra-

zy

Ba-

bies

suck

be-

cause

they

barf

and poo

and

cry

They

have

the a-

bi-

li-

ty

to

pee

in

your

eye

Ba-

bies

suck

be-

cause

they

barf

and poo

and

cry

They

have

the a-

bi-

li-

ty

to

pee

in

your

eye

(GOD

IT

BURNS!)

And

did

we

men-

tion

The

risk

of

gett-

ing

S-

T-

Ds

Not

just

gross

hoo-

kers

have

it

E-

ven

Den-

nis

Rod-

man

could

get

a

bit

You

don't

know

who

Den-

nis

Rod-

man

is?

Well

may-

be

you

should

watch

more

bas-

ket-

ball

Wait

a

se-

cond

this

is

not

a-

bout

sports

Quick

fact!

You

can't

get

girls

when

you're

wear-

ing

these

shorts

When

she

gives

you

af-

fec

-

tion,

you

bet-

ter

wear

pro-

tec-

tion

That

skank

might

have

an

in-

fec-

tion,

are

you

pay-

ing

close

at-

ten-

tion?

In

Sex

Ed,

in

Sex

Ed,

re-

mem-

ber

what

you

read

Just

for-

get

what

the

o-

thers

have

said

Get

it

through

your

head,

use

your

brain

be-

fore

you

go

to

bed

Your

bo-

dy

is

grow-

ing

You

will

get

hai-

ry

Your

pu-

ny

voice

will

start

to

change

And

your

no--

no

place

will

feel

a bit

strange

Your

pits

will

stink

You

will

get

zits

on

your

face

With-

out

this

know-

ledge

you

will

scare

girls

a-

way

So

lis-

ten

to

this

song

e-

ve-

ry

day