It's

your

birth-

day

to-

da-

y

What

does

that

mean

I

guess

I'll

try

to

ex-

plain

That

ma-

ny

years

a-

go

on

this

da-

y

It

was

the

first

time

your

pa-

rents

sa-

w

your

beau-

ti-

ful

face.

And

nine

months

be-

fore

tha-

t

ma-

gi-

cal

day

Your

dad

probab-

ly

took

your

mom

out

on

a

da-

te

And

they

were

ha-

ving

a

good

time

They

were

dan-

cing

and

drin-

king

wi-

ne

And

when

they

got

ho-

me

they

were

hor-

ny

as

hell

And

your

dad

threw

your

mom

down

on

the

be-

d

And

he

to-

re

her

pan-

ties

off

And

his

wee-

wee

was

ha-

rd

as

a

ro-

ck

And

at

this

point

your

mom

wan-

ted

to

give

your

dad

head

But

your

dad

al-

so

wan-

ted

to

gi-

ve

your

mom

head

So

they

formed

a

six-

ty

nine

And

your

mom

came

at

least

three

ti-

mes

And

then

your

dad

was

so

ex-

ci-

ted

to

ge-

t

in-

side

your

mom

That

he

fo-

r-

got

to

put

a

con-

dom

on

And

when

he

re-

a-

lized

his

mis-

ta-

ke

He

had

e-

ja-

cu-

la-

ted

a-

nd

it

was

too

la-

te

And

then

your

mo-

m

got

pre-

g-

nant

And

your

dad

star-

ted

cry-

ing

He

wan-

ted

your

mo-

m

to

get

an

a-

bo-

r-

tion

But

your

mom

real-

ly

wan-

ted

a

chi-

ld

And

nine

months

la-

ter

you

were

born

And

five

months

la-

ter

your

pa-

rents

got

a

di-

vorce

Hap-

py

birth-

day