There's

a

real

cool

club

on

the

o-

ther

side

of

town

Where

the

real

cool

kids

go

to

sit

a-

round

And

talk

bad

a-

bout

the

o-

ther

kids

Yeah

it's a

real

cool

club

and

you're

not

part

of

it

There's

mil-

lie,

pic-

kles

and

pat-

ty-

cakes

too

And

cub-

by's

ma-

king

mean

jokes

a-

bout

you

Ha

ha!

you

lit-

tle

twit

Yeah

it's a

real

cool

club

and

you're

not

part

of

it

They're

a real

cool

bunch

of

die

fle-

der-

maus-

keteers

And

they'll

laugh

at the

tough-

skin

your

mom

got

you

from

sears

You

dork

they'll

ne-

ver

let

you

in

Cause

it's

a

real

cool

club

and

you're

not

part

of

it

You're

fat

and

ugly

and

an

im-

be-

ci-

le

too

And

that's

why

they

draw

fun-

ny

pic-

tures

of

you

And

talk

bad

about

all

the

kids

Cause

it's a

real

cool

club

and

you're

not

a part

of

it

Yeah

it's

a real

cool

club

and

you'll

ne-

ver

be a

part

of

it

Yeah

it's

a real

cool

club

and

you'll

ne-

ver

be a

part

of

it

Yeah

it's

a real

cool

club

and

you'll

ne-

ver

be a

part

of

it