It

was

the

big-

gest

ever cock

you'd

e-

ver

seen,

but

you've

no

i-

de-

a

where

that

cock

has

been

You

said

you

were

care-

ful-

you

ne-

ver

were

with

me

I

heard

you

did

it

four

ti-

mes

and

jon-

nies

come

in

packs

of

three

She

was

the

best

shag

I'd

e-

ver

had

That

does-

n't

mean

I'm

say-

ing,

bed-

wise,

you

were

bad

I

think

you

were

wor-

king,

we

got

a

hotel

We

didn't

have

a-

ny-

thing

but

I

thought

I

might

as

well

I

ne-

ver

told

the

rest

I

was

drunk

and

I

told

you

I

was

thin-

king

a-

bout

a

test

You

know

I

just

said

it

for

ef-

fect

Then

you

laughed

and

said

I'd

f**k

any-

thing

in

a

skirt

once

I'm

e-

rect

And

she's

a

fa-

mous

ha-

rlot

in

this

town

I

know

e-

nough

to,

but

still

I

couldn't

turn

her

down

He

said

I'm

an

arsehole,

what

was

I

thi-

nk-

ing?

It's

far

too

ea-

sy

to

blame

it

on

the

drin-

king