All

the

way

from

Palm

Springs,

just

out

of

de-

tox

Show

him

a

warm

wel-

come,

let's

get

some

app-

lause

Gree-

tings

all,

hel-

lo

Wel-

come

to

my

show

I'm

sure

you'll

have

fun

Wat-

ching

m-

e

juggle

Eight

balls

at

one

time

I'm

no

fuck-

ing

mime

I

play

prac-

ti-

cal

jokes

This

squir-

ting

flo-

wer

That

was-

n't

flo-

ur

That

blew

up

your

nose

It's

my

spe-

cial

blend

Of

Ex,

Coke

and

K

You

should

be

o-

kay

In

se-

ve-

ral

hours

He's

got

o-

ver-

sized

shoes,

and

ill

fit-

ting

clothes

That

is

real

blood

drip-

ping

from

his

fake

red

nose

I'm

Co-

kie

the

Clown

I

will

trip

you

down

Those

twelve

gi-

ant

steps

I

brought

you

all

pre-

sents

A-

gainst

good

jud-

gment

But

being

a

good

host

You

all

have

been

dosed

The

kettle

corn’s

been

laced

The

fudge

has

been

lined

You're

hav-

ing

a

great

time

But

you

might

not

re-

call

From

ro-

hy

-

pnol

In

the

le-

mo-

nade

Co-

kie

home-

made

He's

the

hap-

pi-

est

clown

with

the

big-

gest

frown

He's

Co-

kie

the

Clown